...that are going to give me gray hair!
Spent most of the day running around- drop off Nick at school, race out to the pediatrician's for Ellie's 4 year check up, race back home to feed lunch, quickly do several loads of laundry/swiffer/clean the kitchen/make beds/etc. Then back to school to pick up Nick, referee fights between big kids/help with homework/make snacks/clean up snacks/make dinner/feed dinner/baths/clean up toys/etc.... Finally it was 8pm and everyone was in bed and asleep for the night. Phew!
Just one more load of laundry and the dishwasher to start and I would finally have some peace and quiet. Luxury!
But alas, on my way downstairs from the bedtime drama what do I see?! The powder room door closed, with water running out from under it. And soggy toilet paper floating out into the hardwood floored hallway. Great.
Sure enough, the toilet had overflowed all over the brand new (well sort of brand new- new this summer anyway) tiled flooring and the filth had dripped all the way down into the basement. Water, water everywhere. On the floor, down the heating duct, IN the wastebasket, soaking into the new trim. Ugh!
So I spent my quiet evening plunging, mopping, and then on my hands and knees scrubbing bleach into the tiles, trim, and the formerly bisque grout with a toothbrush.
I am going to go out on a limb here and assume that it was one of the kids who was responsible.
There was so much toilet paper in that bowl I am completely baffled as to how this was even possible. It was literally like someone took an entire brand new roll of super puffy Charmin, and jammed it down the hole with a jackhammer wedging it in tight FIRST. Then proceed to do their business after having consumed an entire box of Fiber One cereal. Then flush. Then quickly run out of the room and slam the door behind you.
I was alternately crying and laughing while cleaning up. Isn't that a sign of insanity?!
Anyway, thanks for reading if you got this far. Sorry about the revolting subject matter.
But Paul had to work late tonight and I just didn't want him to think we were having fun without him!! See what you miss at home Daddy?