Elle loves this "doll". I can't stress that enough. She drags her around everywhere, or she would if we didn't set some limits for Dirty Baby. No bathtubs, no swimming pools, she doesn't go to school or day camp, she doesn't go on playdates with REAL friends. But other than that they are inseparable.
We are naturally disgusted by this revolting, flattened, filthy creature. And yes, she does get washed, frequently. In fact, this photo is 24 hours after a thorough bleaching. She really doesn't get clean anymore. I know it's natural and normal for preschoolers to have these imaginary relationships. Every study I have read states that these children are usually very bright and (obviously) extremely creative. And that there is no reason to be concerned about this phase of life. That's what Paul and I have been reassuring ourselves with for the last 2 years of this phase.

But I have to say that lately, Dirty Baby seems to be getting into an enormous amount of trouble. She spills drinks, and colors on the walls, breaks toys, jumps on the bed, has potty accidents, fights with Nick, takes toys away from William, plays with my makeup, and leaves the taps running, and so on and so forth. I am starting to get a little frustrated with this imaginary friend. And I'm not so sure how to discipline her. And the kicker came tonight, when our daughter enlightened us that Dirty Baby is in fact an ex-con. Great. My three year olds' best, imaginary friend has done time in the big house. Three whole minutes in there. (Isn't that about how long Nicole Richie did in jail?) For stealing crayons I'm told.
Where does she get this stuff?! And as I have said before, how do you respond to that!! Ban her from playing with the imaginary friend who is quite clearly a bad influence?!
So this comparison dawned on me tonight as I ponder how to handle the situation. Anyone out there remember the movie Drop Dead Fred (1991)?! I think we have a Fred in our house!!
Oy Vay!! Honestly, I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry!















































